Twist his greasy hair up into a wick, and light the fecker up. That ll be some Candle! Post results on YouTube as Spontaneous Human Combution. (Ok, I know the Human part of the equation will be difficult to prove, but it is You tube)
If the candles are scented, I ll buy one. What do they smell like? Oh, and you people can make money online by SHUT THE F**K UP! (Not you, Scuzzy. You re fine. You can talk.)Edit: Now that Yahoo has deleted the three make money online posts, my little outburst seems unwarranted.
Hire somone to clean out his ears. Then come with me and Briar Rose to go scam frat boys at the mall.
There s huge business in the cheese and cracker industry, how are his toe nails?
If you can collect enough wax, maybe you could suggest a new art piece to Madame Tussauds. The Fat Slob Husband .
