I need a crap, but I am too fearful to use the work WCs? -

I am sure that if a open my bowels during my work time I would get fired for causing areawide evacuations with my comely stank. Please help.

HAHA just do it....

Buy some air freshener, use after you go. Also make sure no one see you enter or leave that way they won t know it is you.Also you could change your diet as this might be the reason it stinks.

http://www.officeruler.co.ukim the samer in my office there all clatty gits

Get some Depends.